Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Plans to Mess Up Your Spreadsheet, But Your Inner Nerd Will Triumph!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 46 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, dear Virgo, your favorite intergalactic astrologer is back! Now, I know you've been feeling a bit like Frodo Baggins these past few days, with the weight of the world...or perhaps just Mercury Retrograde, on your shoulders. Mercury, the planet that rules communication, technology and travel, is doing a backward somersault in your sign. Ever feel like you're speaking in Elvish and everyone around you only understands Dwarfish? Well, that's Mercury Retrograde for you. #LostInTranslation However, don't panic! Mars, our Red Planet, is also making a pit stop in Virgo. You can imagine Mars as Gandalf arriving in Hobbiton, bringing an unexpected courage and energy boost. Suddenly, that pesky retrograde doesn't seem so scary, does it? It's like facing a Balrog and yelling, "You shall not pass!" to all the miscommunications and tech glitches. #MarsInVirgo Now, let's talk about that First Quarter moon. At 7.3 days old, it's like a young hobbit itching for adventure. This phase is all about action, growth, and pushing boundaries. So even though it feels like you're trekking through Mordor, remember that every step you take is pushing you towards your own Mount Doom (but hopefully with less fire and more personal growth). #MoonMadness So, dear Virgo, brace yourself. This is your very own 'Lord of the Rings' saga. Remember, it's the journey, not the destination, that counts. And hey, if all else fails, just remember to laugh in the face of danger - or at least in the face of Mercury Retrograde. #VirgoVibes Until next time, may your WiFi be strong, your coffee be hot, and your Mercury Retrograde mishaps be hilariously memorable.

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-24-08-2023)