"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shells! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotion is Coming - And It's Not Just Because You Ran Out of Star Trek Episodes!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Crabby Cancers, Gear Up for Galactic Giggles: Your Mood Swings Predicted to Align with Jupiter's Moons!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Turn Your Crab Shell Upside Down!"
"Cancer, This Week You’ll Feel More Pulled Than the Death Star By The Gravitational Force of a Black Hole!"
