Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for Gravity Shifts in Your Favor as Saturn, Your Ruling Planet, Swears Off Its Diet and Gains Weight!"

The next Capricorn will start in 19 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 52 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 33 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Well, well, well, Capricorn! It seems like you've won the celestial lottery this week with both Mercury and Pluto setting up shop in your sign. As we all know, Mercury is the cosmic equivalent of a caffeinated squirrel - speedy and chatty. Meanwhile, Pluto is like that intense professor who can't stop talking about dark matter at parties. So, it's quite the planetary cocktail! With these two celestial influencers turning your sign into their personal Airbnb, expect a week full of deep thoughts, profound revelations, and possibly a few existential crises. But fear not! Remember, even Albert Einstein had his moments of questioning, "Why is the sky blue? Why does toast always land butter side down?" Mercury's presence may make you feel like you've accidentally ingested a whole pot of coffee, leading to an overactive mind. You might find yourself having intellectual debates with your pet or solving mathematical theorems in your sleep. Pluto, on the other hand, will push you to explore the deeper, darker corners of your psyche. It's like having your own private episode of "Star Trek," but instead of exploring the final frontier, you're exploring the inner workings of your mind. Just remember, no red shirts allowed. We want everyone to survive this journey. Also, let's not forget our moon! The third quarter moon, now slightly older than a teenager (20.5 days old), urges you to reflect and reassess. It's the perfect time to declutter your life and mind. Think Marie Kondo, but instead of throwing out clothes, you're tossing out negative thoughts and unnecessary worries. So, buckle up Capricorns! This week is going to be a wild ride through the cosmos. And remember, if things get too intense, just tell Pluto and Mercury, "Beam me up, Scotty!" #CapricornHoroscope #MercuryInCapricorn #PlutoInCapricorn #NerdHoroscope #CosmicCleanUp

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-12-2023)