Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Slight Imbalance: Saturn's Rings Are Tilted and It May Just Be Your Fault!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Capricorns! So, Pluto's decided to park its celestial rear in your sign for a while. I know you're thinking, "Great, the planet named after the God of the underworld is hanging out with me." Relax, it's not as scary as it sounds...unless you owe money to the wrong people, then you might want to watch your back. 😂 Under this influence, you may feel an urge to transform - like going from being the introverted caterpillar you are to a social butterfly. Or maybe you'll just end up wearing neon-colored socks because... why not, right? It's all about breaking those rigid Capricorn walls and embracing the chaos. Now let's talk about that Third Quarter Moon. It's 22.3 days old, so it's officially classified as a 'senior citizen' in the lunar world. And just like your grandma who can't remember where she put her glasses, this moon phase can make you feel a bit disoriented. Maybe you'll forget where you left your car keys or what you were going to say mid-sentence. Just remember, it's not you, it's the moon, acting like a cosmic party pooper. But hey, at least you have an excuse now for forgetting your boss's name. During this time, try to stay grounded and don't let the cosmic kerfuffle rattle your Capricorn cool. Maybe do some yoga, or meditate, or just binge-watch Star Trek while eating pizza in your PJs - whatever floats your boat! Hang in there, Caps! Remember, astrological turbulence is temporary, but your nerdy charm is forever. #CapricornChaos #PlutoInvasion #SeniorCitizenMoon #NerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-04-01-2024)