Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Logic of your Stars Dictates an Imminent Uprising in your Love Life: Vulcan Grip on Heartstrings Expected!"

The next Capricorn will start in 79 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 59 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 112 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 93 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

"Ahoy, Capricorn! If you're feeling a bit out of sync, just remember that even Pluto is moonwalking its way through your sign right now. And not with the same grace as Michael Jackson, mind you. It's more like a celestial robot doing the cha-cha slide... backwards! #PlutoRetrograde The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old, which in cheese years would make it a well-aged cheddar. It's waxing poetic about the good old days when it was full, but alas, everything in this universe is subject to change. So, take heart, dear Capricorn, change isn't always bad, sometimes it's just...cheesy. #WaningGibbous This week, with all the celestial twists and turns, you might feel like you're stuck in a real-life game of Space Invaders. Just remember to hold your ground, and keep firing those metaphorical lasers of positivity. The stars might have their quirks, but hey, so do you! Embrace them, and remember that the beauty of the cosmos lies in its ever-changing, unpredictable nature. #SpaceInvaders In the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust floating in an infinite cosmic soup. So, always remember to season your life with laughter, love, and a dash of adventure. After all, who said science can't be fun? #CosmicSoup To sum up, dear Capricorn: Dance like Pluto's watching, age like a waning moon, fight like a space invader, and live like a delectable cosmic soup. The stars believe in you, and so do I! #CapricornVibes"

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-04-10-2023)