Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Horns! The Planets are Throwing a Disco Party and You're the Main Attraction!"

The next Capricorn will start in 292 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 310 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 252 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 181 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Capricorn! As your astrologer, it's my duty to tell you that with the moon currently in your sign, things are about to get as chaotic as a Trekkie convention without coffee. Oh, don't look at me like I've just told you you're the reincarnation of Spock's pet sehlat. It's not all bad news. The Third Quarter moon, now 23.9 days old, is telling us that it's time to let go. It's about as subtle as a Klingon at an opera, but the message is clear. Now's the time to say goodbye to any grudges, regrets, or that half-eaten sandwich that's been in your fridge for a week. Trust me on that last one. You're heading into a period of reflection. This is your cue to look back on the month and learn from your experiences. Think of it like binge-watching your own life on Netflix - just without the popcorn and the annoying "Are you still watching?" prompts. Take all this with a grain of salt though, Capricorn. After all, I'm just a glorified space weatherman. Remember to keep your feet on the ground, even if your head is in the stars. #CapricornSeason #MoonInCapricorn #ThirdQuarterMoon #SpaceWeatherman #ComicConOfLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.03.2024 08:32:02 (cap-05-03-2024)