Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning...I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore That, Dave!"

The next Capricorn will start in 77 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 57 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 110 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 91 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! Listen up, because the stars are singing your song and it's sounding a bit like "Bohemian Rhapsody" meets the theme tune from "The Big Bang Theory." With Pluto in retrograde in your sign, you may feel like you've been sucked into a 70's disco party without your dancing shoes. But remember, Capricorn, that's just the universe playing DJ. Pluto going backwards in your sign is kinda like putting on your underwear inside out... It might feel uncomfortable and look funny, but it doesn't change the fact that you're still wearing underwear! So, don't panic – it's just a different perspective on the same old thing. #PlutoRetrograde #InsideOut Now, let's talk about that Third Quarter moon, currently 21.9 days old. This celestial body is in its awkward teenage phase. It's not new anymore, but it's not quite full. It's like that nerdy kid at the school dance, unsure of where to fit in. But remember, that kid often grows up to be the next Elon Musk or Princess Leia. Embrace the awkwardness and use it to propel yourself forward. #NerdyMoonVibes In the cosmic game of dodgeball, you might feel like you're constantly ducking and diving. But keep your eye on the prize, Capricorn. That lunar energy is pushing you towards growth, even if it feels more like you're being heckled by Sheldon Cooper than nurtured by Mother Nature. So, put on your space suit, grab your telescope, and get ready for a wild cosmic ride. May the force be with you, Capricorn. #StarWarsReference #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-06-10-2023)