Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Make You Feel Like a Cosmic Pinball!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey Capricorns, it's your favorite interplanetary hippie nerd, here to guide you through the cosmic rollercoaster that is your life. As Mars and Pluto have decided to crash at your place, imagine them as those distant relatives who turn up unannounced and eat all your food. Mars, the red planet, is like that fiery cousin who inspires you to be bold and assertive, while Pluto, the tiny misfit at the edge of our solar system, encourages transformation and rebirth. During this time, you'll feel like you've swallowed a chili pepper while simultaneously sprouting butterfly wings. Confused? Good. Welcome to astrology. The Waning Crescent moon, currently acting like a 25.2-day old toddler refusing to sleep, signifies a time of reflection and release. It's basically the universe's way of saying "out with the old, in with the new", so it might be a good time to finally get rid of that lava lamp you've been hoarding since the 70s. Looking ahead, the next full moon is scheduled for 17:54:43 on Jan 25, 2024 - because even celestial bodies need to stick to a timetable. This will be a time of illumination and revelation, kind of like suddenly realizing that 'Stargate' is an anagram for 'greats art'. So buckle up, Capricorns. Remember: You're not just a goat, you're a magical sea-goat! Embrace the chaos and keep swimming forward, even if the currents of life try to drag you down. #CapricornChaos #MarsMeetup #PlutoParty #MoonMoods #SeaGoatStrength

#Capricorn

SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-07-01-2024)