Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Even Your Klingon Boss Will Seem Less Intimidating This Week!"

The next Capricorn will start in 106 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 86 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 139 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 120 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! Brace yourself, because we're in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. It's like we're in one of those thrilling space movies where everything starts off fine until someone says, "Let's poke that alien egg with a stick." My point is, it's about to get interesting. Pluto, your celestial roommate, is currently retrograde in your sign. Yep, the icy dwarf planet decided to do a moonwalk right in your living room. It's like an unexpected visit from your weird, eccentric, yet strangely charming uncle who insists on telling you how to live your life. Say, Uncle Pluto, I've got a plan, okay? The Third Quarter Moon is 22.6 days old, which in moon years is... well, still really young. But in its phase, it's a seasoned veteran. The moon right now is like that grizzled detective on a cop show, just a few days from retirement, sipping his coffee and saying, "I'm getting too old for this shift." Capricorn, Pluto's retrograde might have you feeling like you’re stuck in quicksand. But remember, if there's one thing science has taught us, it's that quicksand isn't actually that dangerous (unless it's in a cheesy adventure film). So don't panic, just float. And while you're floating, reflect on the past, reassess your goals, redefine your boundaries. You know, light Sunday afternoon stuff. This week, you'll have opportunities to show off your natural leadership skills - kind of like a captain steering a spaceship through an asteroid field. No pressure though, you're a Capricorn, you were born for this. Just remember to keep your cool even when things feel like they're going haywire. Be ready for unexpected revelations as Pluto brings up buried truths. Don't worry, it's not going to be like that awkward moment when an android admits he's been secretly experimenting on his shipmates. But you may discover some hidden strengths you didn’t know you had. So, brace yourself, captain. You're about to navigate through the cosmic equivalent of a sci-fi movie plot. But remember, you've got the stars on your side. Embrace the chaos, trust the process, and always keep your sense of humor. #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrograde #MoonMoods #SciFiLife #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-07-09-2023)