Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Goat: It's Time to Climb that Mountain of Laundry!"

The next Capricorn will start in 76 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 56 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 109 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 90 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, Capricorn! So, thanks to our former planet, Pluto (that's right, I haven't gotten over it either) being in retrograde in your sign, you might be feeling a bit like a Jenga tower on a wobbly table. Like the time I accidentally activated the Cylon detector while making coffee... it's all a bit precarious, isn't it? Now, just because Pluto was demoted from planet status doesn’t mean it can’t still shake things up for you. Kind of like that time when I was demoted from genius scientist to resident nutjob aboard the Galactica. It’s not fun, my Capricorn friends, but it does keep things spicy! During this cosmic situation, you might find yourself revisiting old issues and grudges. Yes, those grudges you thought were as buried as Starbuck's personality. Time to let go, my friends. Even if you have to use a metaphorical crowbar to pry them out of your grip. As for the 22.9 days old Third Quarter moon, it’s wrapping up its lunar journey, which is a wonderful excuse for you to wrap up loose ends too. Tidy up that mess, literally and figuratively, and don't forget to recycle! Mother Earth needs you, buddy! In conclusion, take life one day at a time, Capricorns. Don't shy away from your inner truth. Dance with it. Embrace it. Be one with the chaos. Because remember, even in retrograde, Pluto still gets to orbit around our spectacular sun. And if that's not a reason to celebrate, I don't know what is. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #BattlestarBantar #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #CylonDetectorCatastrophe

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-07-10-2023)