Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Coming Over for Dinner and He's Not Bringing a Casserole!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Cosmic Capricorn! You're certainly feeling the Martian vibes in your sign, aren't you? It's like you've been hit by a cosmic Red Bull. Suddenly, you're the life of the inter-galactic party, dropping witty one-liners and dad jokes left, right, and center of the Milky Way. Remember, though, just because Mars is giving you an energy boost doesn't mean you can skip sleep. There's still no coffee strong enough for that level of tired. #MarsInCapricorn #NoSleepForTheWitty Now, let's talk about Pluto, also hanging out in your sign. Pluto is the cosmic equivalent of that nerdy kid at school who turned out to be a tech billionaire. This tiny planet is all about transformation, and it's here to say, "Hey Capricorn, time for an upgrade!" Don't fight it. Embrace your inner Bill Gates or Elon Musk. Who knows? Maybe your new app idea could be the next big thing. #PlutoPower #CapricornUpgrade As for the waning moon, it's time to let go. Think of it as clicking the "Empty Trash" button on your computer, but for your life. Got any old grudges, bad habits, or questionable fashion choices (I'm looking at you, tie-dye socks) holding you back? Time to toss them into the cosmic compost bin. #MoonCleanse And finally, mark your calendars for the next full moon on Jan 25, 2024, at 17:54:43. Why the exact time? Because precision matters, folks, even in astrology. This full moon will be like a cosmic spotlight shining on your achievements, so make sure they're worth bragging about. And remember, no one likes a show-off... unless you're showing off your impressive Star Wars memorabilia collection. Then, by all means, carry on. #FullMoonFever #StarWars4Life Keep reaching for the stars, Capricorn, but don't forget to take some time to stargaze as well. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all! #PeaceLoveAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.01.2024 08:32:02 (cap-08-01-2024)