Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic overhaul: Your stars are rebooting faster than RoboCop on a caffeine binge!"

The next Capricorn will start in 13 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 46 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 27 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello there, my cosmic Capricorns! Prepare yourself for an astral rollercoaster because Mercury and Pluto are both crashing your Capricorn party. First off, Mercury in your sign? Talk about having a motor-mouth! You're going to be chattier than a squirrel on three cups of espresso. You'll be spitting out ideas, plans, and trivia faster than you can say "E=mc^2". Try to slow down, or you might end up explaining quantum physics theories to your pet goldfish. On the upside, you'll be the life of any social gathering, provided you don’t start discussing the existential crisis of Schrödinger's cat. Now onto Pluto, the icy dwarf planet that's got more mood swings than an emo teenager. With Pluto in Capricorn, it's like you've invited Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde to a tea party. One minute you're high as a kite on life; the next, you're brooding like a goth at a rainbow parade. Remember to breathe, maybe practice some yoga, or just binge-watch a sci-fi series to keep your moods in check. The Waning Crescent moon is 25.9 days old - almost as old as the last time someone understood your Star Trek references. This moon phase is all about introspection, making it a perfect time to reflect on your recent achievements. Like, remember when you finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet? That was epic. Looking forward to the next full moon on December 27, 2023, at precisely 0:33:43. Set your alarm, because you wouldn't want to miss this. It's the perfect time for you to embrace your inner lunatic and howl at the moon, or, in your case, debate with the moon about its gravitational pull. So get ready, Capricorn, the cosmos has a wild ride in store for you. #CapricornLife #MercuryMadness #PlutoParty #WaningCrescentReflections #FullMoonFrenzy #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-09-12-2023)