Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, buckle up! You're about to navigate the asteroid field of life. May the force (and some extra caffeine) be with you!"

The next Capricorn will start in 42 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 75 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 56 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Capricorns! The stars are in a bit of a kerfuffle this week, and it's all thanks to that brooding celestial body, Pluto. Currently lodged in your sign, Pluto is acting like a distant cousin who turns up uninvited, eats all your favorite snacks, and then claims your couch as their new residence. Talk about cosmic cheek! However, while ol' Pluto might be a wildcard, your steadfast Capricorn nature keeps you grounded. It's like you're always carrying a cosmic Swiss Army knife - prepared for every possible planetary hiccup. You guys are the MacGyvers of the Zodiac! Now, onto the Waning Crescent moon, which is only 26.6 days old. Bless its little lunar socks, it's in its awkward teen phase. And we all know what that means: emotional turbulence! Be ready to navigate some choppy astrological waters, my dear sea-goats. Remember, even if the moon is having a hormonal hissy fit, it doesn't mean you have to. Keep calm, carry on, and maybe indulge in some moonlit meditation - or a midnight snack. Whichever suits your fancy. Lastly, brace yourselves for the upcoming full moon on November 27th at precisely 9:16:41. Not 9:16:40, not 9:16:42 - 9:16:41! The stars have spoken, and they are shockingly punctual. This full moon will be a time of revelation for you. It's like the universe is opening its big book of secrets and letting you take a peek. So, keep your eyes peeled, your heart open, and your mind sharp. After all, you wouldn't want to miss the cosmic gossip, would you? Stay groovy, Capricorns, and remember: even when Pluto's hogging your celestial spotlight, you're still the star of your own show! #CapricornChaos #PlutoGatecrasher #MoonTeenAngst #UniverseGossip #CosmicMacgyver

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-10-11-2023)