Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Gravitate Towards Success Like a Space Donut Around a Cosmic Coffee!"

The next Capricorn will start in 72 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 52 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 105 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 86 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, you hard-headed, mountain-climbing Capricorn! I'm here to map the cosmological currents for you. With Pluto, the planet of transformation and rebirth, parked in your sign right now, it's like you're in a cosmic washing machine. Don't worry, it's set on delicate. Pluto's presence is like having Darth Vader as a houseguest. It's going to shake things up and maybe rearrange your furniture, but trust me, it's for the best. Just remember to breathe... (#DarthVaderBreathing) Your current lunar phase is the Waning Crescent, also known as the 'I'm not a morning person' stage of the moon. It's at 26.4 days old and quickly approaching its monthly retirement. This is a time to relax, reflect, and perhaps enjoy a good Netflix binge. The universe officially approves of your sweatpants and couch potato mode. (#MoonApprovedChill) The next full moon will be lighting up the night sky at exactly 20:24:27 on October 28th, 2023. Yep, I've got the precise time for you. Why? Because science, that's why! (#BecauseScience) This full moon will be like the grand finale of a fireworks show for your emotional world. Expect to feel all the feels. You might cry at a commercial, laugh at a doorknob, or start an impromptu dance party. Embrace the madness! (#EmbraceTheMadness) In conclusion, Capricorn, this period is about transformation, reflection, and a big emotional crescendo. So, ride the wave, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're just tiny beings on a rock floating through infinite space. (#Perspective) May the cosmic forces be ever in your favor. Peace, love, and quarks! (#HippieAstrologer)

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 08:32:02 (cap-11-10-2023)