Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Phone Home: Star-Alignment Says It's Time to Reconnect with Your Roots... And Maybe Eat Some Reese's Pieces!"

The next Capricorn will start in 310 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 328 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 199 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Capricorns, it's time to put on your space helmets and buckle up because Venus has parked itself in your sign, and it's about to get wild – #CosmicTrafficJam! Venus is like that cousin who comes over for a weekend but ends up staying for a month, eating all your snacks and messing up your Netflix algorithm. Now, she’s in your house, Capricorn, so expect a bit of chaos in your typically orderly universe. This planet of love and beauty might sound all sweet and innocent, but remember, she’s also the goddess of war. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a battle of wills with your cat over the last slice of pizza. #VenusVsFeline With the First Quarter moon being 7.1 days old, it’s like a teenager who just discovered emo music - it's going through a phase. It's halfway between new and full, which, in astrological terms, means it’s time to start making some moves. You know that secret project you've been contemplating while sipping on your green tea every morning? Now is the time to launch it, even if it involves teaching your potted plant to play chess. #CheckmateFern Remember, Capricorn, you’re ruled by Saturn, the taskmaster of the zodiac. So, as much as Venus may tempt you to abandon your work and binge-watch that new sci-fi series, keep your eye on the prize. Time to channel your inner Number Six from Battlestar Galactica. Be a sexy, cunning, psuedo-religious android with a plan. #CapricornCylon So, enjoy the planetary party in your sign but don't lose sight of your goals. Venus may bring some unexpected fun, but remember, Capricorns are the CEOs of the Zodiac. Keep that in mind as you navigate through this cosmic reality show. #BossModeCapricorn And if all else fails, just remember: So say we all. #BattlestarGalacticaReference

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-16-02-2024)