Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s Back in Town and It Brought Its Bag of Cosmic Karma!"

The next Capricorn will start in 6 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 39 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Oh, Capricorn my Capricorn! With both Mercury in retrograde and Pluto chilling in your sign, it's like a cosmic double whammy, right? You're probably feeling about as comfortable as a vegan at a barbecue. But worry not, my ambitious little mountain goat, the universe is just serving up an extra helping of life lessons. Mercury in retrograde is all about miscommunication, so basically, it’s like your life is being narrated by a stuttering robot. Emails will vanish into the cyber abyss, texts will go unanswered, and don't even get me started on Zoom. I suggest you brush up on your mime skills, because it might be your best bet for communication this week. And then we’ve got Pluto - the planet that once was, then wasn’t, and now is again (talk about identity issues). It's hanging out in your sign, stirring up deep-seated transformations. You might find yourself questioning your purpose, or perhaps your choice of decaf over regular. Embrace these existential questions like a hipster embraces vintage records; they’re pointing you towards growth. As for our waxing crescent moon, 3.7 days young and full of promise, it's whispering 'new beginnings'. Dust off those dreams you shelved in the back of your mind, right between your plans for world domination and the perfect recipe for gluten-free brownies. Now's the time to bring them into the light. In short, Capricorn, this is the week to mime your way through miscommunications, ponder the meaning of life over a cup of fair-trade coffee and kick-start those dreams. Remember, the universe doesn't throw anything at you that you can't handle. Except maybe asteroids. Yeah, you'd definitely want to dodge those. #CapricornChronicles #MercuryRetrogradeMayhem #PlutoInTheHouse #WaxingCrescentWonders #AsteroidsNotIncluded

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-16-12-2023)