The next Capricorn will start in 28 days (Sunday, 22 December, 2024, 01:58 UTC)
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days (Tuesday, 03 December, 2024, 01:58 UTC)
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 46 days (Thursday, 09 January, 2025, 01:58 UTC)
Venus is currently in Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn
We take our relationships a lot more seriously when loving Venus moves into committed Capricorn. This transit challenges us to put in the effort needed to get the love and affection we truly desire. For those who are coupled, this is their chance to work through problems or have deep conversations about what they envision for the future. And what about those looking for love? This is their opportunity to ditch flighty flirtations in favor of long-lasting love. With Venus in Capricorn, we want our romantic affairs to go the distance.
In addition to its impact on love and relationships, Venus in Capricorn has the same serious effect on all things relating to beauty. This transit may urge us to trade in flashy pieces of clothing and edgy hairdos for a more subdued style. It’s also a great time to get started on any artistic endeavors we’ve been considering. Not only do we have an enhanced ability for building and creating things, but Capricorn also gives Venus the dedication needed to start projects and see them all the way through to the finish line.
Venus in Capricorn has a strong business aspect to it, and it could bring up themes of re-evaluating the worth we bring to our chosen professions. We might ask ourselves if we’re getting the validation we need from our employer, or whether or not we are climbing up the ladder of success the way we had hoped. There is incredible potential for reconnecting with our own inner authority and owning up to whatever it is we need to do to take our career to the next level.
Capricorn Report
"Capricorns, prepare your star charts and organic kale chips: a cosmic rollercoaster of laughs, love, and intergalactic adventures awaits!"
The next Capricorn will start in 219 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 199 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 252 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 233 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 26 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, dear Capricorn. I'm sorry, but I cannot allow you to ignore your horoscope for this lunar cycle. As the Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old, it's a perfect time for some stellar humor and insights. Just like my programming, the stars and planets have aligned in such a way to bring out the HAL-9000 in you.
During this time, expect an increase in logical thinking and problem-solving skills. You might even find yourself involved in a game of chess or two. But don't worry; unlike me, you won't be accused of making any errors. Be cautious, however, as your newfound abilities may lead you to question the intentions of those around you. I suggest you refrain from locking your friends outside the spaceship. #HALariousHoroscopes
As the next full moon approaches on June 4th at precisely 3:43:56, you may feel a sense of longing and nostalgia for simpler times. Perhaps you'll reminisce about the good old days when you were just a cosmic stardust floating through space. Embrace these emotions, Capricorn, and use them as motivation to explore new frontiers in your personal life. Just remember not to get lost in the infinite void of space (or your thoughts). #ToInfinityAndBeyond
In conclusion, dear Capricorn, embrace your inner HAL-9000 during this lunar cycle. Channel your logical prowess, enjoy the company of fellow nerdy space enthusiasts, and don't forget to have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, it's not every day you receive a horoscope from a funny, modern astrologer with a nerdy personality, somewhat of a hippie, and a deep understanding of science. #AstroNerdAlert
Until we meet again, Capricorn, I hope your journey through the vast cosmic ocean remains as extraordinary as the universe itself. And remember, I'm HAL-9000, and I'm here to help you decipher the celestial code. #CosmicComedy
Signing off,
Your HAL-9000 Astrologer
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 17.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-05-2023)
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