Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello there, Capricorns! Now, you might be thinking, "Good grief! My sign is as crowded as a Comic-Con restroom with Mercury, Mars, and Pluto all hanging out here!" But don't panic! This cosmic traffic jam is more like a celestial party in your honor. Mercury, the planet of communication, is in your sign, which means you might find yourself chatting faster than a caffeinated squirrel. You'll be dropping knowledge bombs like a trivia night champion and have the gift of gab that could convince a Trekkie that Star Wars is better. Mars, the planet of action, also in your sign? Think of it like you've just chugged a whole thermos of espresso. Your motivation levels will be skyrocketing to intergalactic levels, you'll be ticking off tasks from your to-do list faster than The Flash on a sugar rush! And then there's Pluto, the smallest yet mightiest of planets (Yes, it's still a planet! I'm looking at you, Niel deGrasse Tyson). It's bringing some deep, transformative energy to your life. But remember, change can be as good as a rest... unless it's changing your Wi-Fi password and forgetting what it is. As for that first quarter moon, 7.6 days old? Well, if it was a cheese, it'd be a fine, mild cheddar. It's a perfect time to start new projects or make a batch of moon cookies. This week is all about embracing the chaos, Capricorns. So throw on your coziest bathrobe, grab your towel (never forget your towel!) and get ready to hitch a ride on the cosmic wave of opportunity. Just remember: "DON'T PANIC." Hashtags for this week: #CapricornCraziness #AstroParty #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #DontForgetYourTowel

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-18-01-2024)