Capricorn Report

"Logical Forecast Alert: Capricorns, Brace Your Antennas! The Universe Sends an Illogical Abundance of Positivity Your Way!"

The next Capricorn will start in 278 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 296 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 238 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 167 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Oh-ho-ho, Capricorns! The cosmos is aligning in your favor and it's about as rare as a Cyberman at a peace rally. So strap in, you are in for a ride as wild as the TARDIS on a sugar rush! Now, let's talk about our friend, the Waxing Gibbous Moon. At 9.4 days old, it's just a few days away from its full moon glory. Much like the Daleks who keep trying to exterminate everything but just can't seem to get it quite right yet. Don’t fret, Daleks, there's always next time. This lunar phase means that you, my dear Capricorn, are on the brink of something splendid, something big, and possibly..something terrifying? Who knows, it could be a new job, a new relationship, or even a sudden interest in knitting. I mean, who wouldn't want a scarf hand-knitted by a Capricorn, right? #KnittingGoals This week, you might find yourself stepping into situations that feel a bit like being in a room with a Weeping Angel - scary, unpredictable, and requiring lots of careful steps. But remember, Capricorn, don't blink. Not even for a second. #WeepingAngelWisdom The key is to stay focused, keep moving forward and to not let the Silurians (or any other reptilian humanoids for that matter) drag you down. After all, you've got the spirit of a Time Lord and the stubbornness of a Sontaran. Let them know you're not to be trifled with. So, gather your sonic screwdriver, wear your fez (because fezzes are cool), and step into the unpredictable vortex of life with courage and humor. You've got this, Capricorn! Remember, in the end, we're all just stardust floating in time and space. Make the most of your cosmic journey. #TimeLordTips #CapricornChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-19-03-2024)