Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats: Saturn's Coming to Town; Don't Forget Your Sonic Umbrella!"

The next Capricorn will start in 335 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 224 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings to the stalwart and tenacious Capricorn, the mountain goat of the zodiac, currently hosting a celestial cocktail party with Mercury and Mars. This is like having Spock and Captain Kirk in your living room. Expect logical discussions, bold actions, and possibly some interplanetary romance (wink wink). Mercury in Capricorn has you feeling as if you're suddenly the top advisor to the Cylon fleet, and you'll be tempted to communicate with a level of precision that would make a Vulcan blush. But remember, not everyone is fluent in technobabble, so be sure to dial back on the jargon! Mars, the celestial embodiment of Starbuck, is making you more assertive, ambitious, and perhaps slightly reckless. You've got the drive to climb any mountain, even if it's a metaphorical one made of paperwork or house chores. Just remember, no need to punch anyone out of your way. The Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.6 days old (but who's counting), brings a sense of anticipation. Something big is coming. Maybe it's an alien invasion, or maybe it's just your Amazon delivery. Either way, it's time to prepare. Remember, fellow stargazers, in the cosmic game of life, we're all just trying to avoid the Cylons and find Earth. Keep your humor, your courage, and your nerdy knowledge close at hand. #CapricornCalling #SpockInMyHouse #KirkInTheCorner #WaxingGibbousMadness

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