Capricorn Report

"Gandalf the Grey Proclaims: Capricorn, You Shall Not Pass... Up These Stellar Opportunities!"

The next Capricorn will start in 333 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 222 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, my brave little Capricorns, prepare for a planetary party in your honor because Mercury, Venus, and Mars have all RSVPed to your sign! It's a celestial soirée, and you are the center of attention. #SpaceBash Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is in your sign. Expect your communication skills to be as sharp as an Ancient's crystal skull. Maybe you'll finally understand why the Stargate has 39 symbols. Or not. The universe works in mysterious ways, after all. #ChattyCapricorn Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, has also graced your sign with her presence. When was the last time you got a haircut? Or perhaps tried on a new color of socks? Now's the time to give yourself a mini-makeover. Who knows, maybe teal'c would give you a second look. But remember, no faux hawks. They're so last lightyear. #StylishGoat Mars, the planet of action and drive, is pumping you up with extra energy. Are you feeling like you could outrun a Replicator? Good! Use that energy wisely, or you may end up like a hyperdrive going into overload. Try to channel it into saving the universe or something, okay? #EnergeticEarthSign With the Full moon being 13.5 days old, the lunar energies are at their peak. You might feel an urge to howl at the moon or binge-watch every episode of Stargate SG-1. Embrace it! Just make sure to get off the couch and stretch once in a while. Your joints will thank you later. #MoonstruckMountainGoat Remember Capricorns, the universe doesn't make mistakes. Except maybe the Furlings. We're still not sure what happened there. #CosmicComedy Keep on trekking through the cosmos, my darling space goats. May your journey be filled with laughter, love, and maybe a few wormholes. #CapricornChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 08:32:02 (cap-24-01-2024)