Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Goat Path: Saturn's Rings aren't Hula Hoops!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 31 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! Time to buckle up - we're about to go on an interstellar adventure, Blade Runner style. You've got Pluto in your sign, which is kind of like having a replicant move into your spare room. Expect some deep, introspective conversations about the meaning of life and maybe some late-night existential crises. Don't worry though, it's all part of the cosmic journey! Now, onto that Waxing Gibbous moon. It's 12.1 days old, just a little older than the last time you tried to bake sourdough bread. Remember that? The loaf came out looking like an alien life form, but hey, it's the effort that counts, right? The moon is telling you to take another crack at it. So put on that apron, channel your inner Rachael, and create something beautiful... or at least edible. This week, keep an eye out for opportunities that may seem too good to be true - like finding a unicorn in your backyard. They might just be a hologram, but there's a chance they could lead to something real. Your sense of determination is as solid as a Tannhauser Gate, so don't let a few obstacles hold you back. Remember, Capricorn, in this vast universe of ours, you are as unique as a Nexus-6. Embrace your quirks, share your wisdom, and just keep being your stellar self! And if you encounter any rogue replicants, remember: they're just misunderstood. Offer them a cup of tea and a friendly chat. Who knows? You might make a new friend... or at least get an exciting story to tell at parties. #CapricornChronicles #PlutoInResidence #WaxingGibbousBaker #BladeRunnerVibes #TeamUnicorn

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-12-2023)