Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Coming Over for Tea and It Isn't Bringing Biscuits!"

The next Capricorn will start in 300 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 8 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 318 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 260 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 189 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright my Capricorn comrades, let's get down to the celestial nitty-gritty. Now, with the full moon clocking in at a ripe old age of 16.4 days (yeah, she's practically a teenager now), things are going to get interesting. First off, I see you've been juggling your responsibilities like a caffeinated octopus on roller skates. You're doing a stellar job, and that's not just because I'm an astrologer and everything I say is 'stellar'. But remember, even the mightiest of goats (that's you, Capricorn) needs to take a breather. So, grab yourself a cuppa, sit back, and watch some Doctor Who reruns. Or maybe Torchwood, I hear Captain Harkness is quite a character! Now, as for love, Venus is vibing with Mars and they're making googly eyes across the cosmos. This could mean one of two things: either you're about to find a new love that'll make your heart beat like a hyperactive metronome, or you're going to have an intense craving for chocolate. Either way, it's a win-win situation. For those of you in the professional sphere, Saturn, your ruling planet, is looking rather serious (as usual). This could be the time for you to step up, be bold, and ask for that raise. Or, you know, at least ensure your boss knows your name. Health-wise, it's always a good idea to keep moving. Think of it this way, if the Earth can keep spinning around the sun without complaining, you can surely manage a few squats. Besides, squats are just curtsies to the universe, right? So there you have it, Capricorns. Remember - you're the goat, so climb those mountains and don't forget to take the occasional coffee (or tea, I don't discriminate) break. #CapricornLife #FullMoonFever #StellarPredictions #CaffeinatedOctopus #DoctorWhoOrDie #VenusMarsRomance #SaturnSeriousness #SquatForTheStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.02.2024 08:32:02 (cap-26-02-2024)