Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Galactic Overhaul: Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Mainframe!"

The next Capricorn will start in 56 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 36 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 89 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 70 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, my ambitious and practical Capricorns, listen up! With Pluto shacking up in your sign, expect some serious transformation today. It's like the universe is playing Jenga with your life. Don't worry, it's not as precarious as it sounds. And hey, who doesn't like a good game of cosmic Jenga? You're going to be feeling a bit like a Doctor Who episode: timey-wimey stuff is about to go down, but you've got this. You're the Time Lord of your own life, after all. The full moon, currently cosplaying as a teenager at 13.1 days old, is your celestial spotlight. Embrace it with all the drama of a Shakespearean soliloquy under the starlight. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Unless you actually want to enact the "To be or not to be" speech on your balcony tonight - I won't judge. This lunar luminary is urging you to bring your emotions to the forefront. Yes, even those you've been hiding behind your stoic Capricorn mask. Time to channel your inner soap opera star and let those feelings fly! Remember, my celestial goats, change is good. It's like getting a software update for your life. New features, bug fixes, the works. So, embrace the chaos, let Pluto do its thing, and come out the other side like a brand-new iPhone model. Or an Android, if that's your preference. Hashtags of the day: #CosmicJenga #TimeLordLife #MoonlitDrama #EmoteLikeASoapStar #LifeUpdate Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, Capricorns! And if you can't reach them, a stepladder should do the trick.

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-27-10-2023)