"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"
"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Stars Align More Erratically Than Dave Bowman's Hal 9000 Reboot Attempts!"
"Scorpio, brace for cosmic turbulence: The universe is throwing more curveballs than a Dalek with a cricket ball!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Stars Suggest You Stop Trying to Control Everything...They've Got Enough on Their Plate!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Jambalaya of Luck, Love and Unexpected Tax Refunds - Don't Forget Your Towel!"