"Scorpio, Grab Your Flamethrower! A Full Moon in Your Sign Might Just Bring Out the Alien in Your Love Life!"

"Libra Season Incoming: Prepare for Peace, Harmony, and an Unforeseen Invasion of Decision-Making Paralysis!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Housecleaning: The Universe is Ready with its Celestial Vacuum Cleaner!"

"Leo Stars Busy Mane-taining Their Glow: Planetary Frizz Control Forecasted!"

"Inter-Galactic Alert: Cancerians, Your Mood Swings Could Rival the Orbit of Tatooine’s Binary Suns this Month!"

"Double Trouble or Double Bubble? Gemini’s Cosmic Xerox Machine Overheats in this Week's Astral Rollercoaster!"

"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Unexpected U-turns in Your Personal Wormhole of Life!"

"Aries, Look Out! 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Those Negative Vibes - Your Stars are Saying 'I'll Be Back... With Good Fortune!'"

"Aliens Not Involved: Moon Ditches Aquarius for Pisces in Cosmic Roommate Swap!"

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces to Navigate Nebula of Nostalgia, Negotiate with Neptune, and Nimbly Nullify Negative Vibes!"

"Aquarius, you're about to experience a cosmic party more wild than Snake Plissken's trip through dystopian New York: prepare your spaceship!"

"Capricorn, hold onto your Horns: Planetary Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead!"

"Sagittarius: 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes - Your Stars are Saying 'I'll Be Back' to Good Times!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Star is About to Do the Cha-Cha in the Retrograde Disco!"

"Libra, Your Scales are About to Tip: Prepare for a Cosmic Overload of Kale Smoothies and Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde Begs You to Untangle Those Headphones and Organize Your Comic Book Collection, Stat!"

"Leo, Set Phasers to Fun! An Intergalactic Joyride of Cosmic Proportions Awaits You in the Final Frontier of This Month's Astrological Forecast!"

"Interstellar Crustaceans Alert: Cancerians Brace for A Cosmic Pinch of Love, Luck, and Just a Dash of Quantum Uncertainty!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Mercury will be doing the cha-cha in your sign, causing more mood swings than a teenager on prom night!"

"May the Fourth be with you, Taurus: It’s time to stop Bull-ing around in a galaxy far, far away!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Not a Holodeck Simulation!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Waves: Even Your Goldfish Might Start Speaking Quantum Physics!"

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Prepare to Charge Your Flux Capacitors for a Time-Warping Cosmic Adventure!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmos with the Precision of a Quantum Physicist Riding a Unicycle!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Rodeo! Jupiter's Acting More Unpredictable Than Quantum Physics on Caffeine!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Planetary Alignment Predicts 99% Chance of Snark and Sarcasm - Universe Recommends Carrying an Emergency Kit of Humor!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Snake Plissken Might Just Use 'Em for Target Practice: Astrological Forecast Ahead!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Chakras and Sort Your Socks: A Cosmic Tidy-Up is on the Horizon!"

"Leo: Buckle Up for a Stellar Ride, You Cosmic Lions - Saturn's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Hairier Than Lister's Laundry Pile!"

"Crabby Cancer, prepare for a Cosmic Conundrum: Are You a Moonchild or a Lunar Lunatic?"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Twin Stars are Flux-Capacitor-charged for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride!"

"Stubborn Taurus, Brace Yourself! Venus is Retrograding into a Quantum Tango with Mars - May Cause Unexpected Craving for Vegan Tacos and Binge-Watching Star Trek!"

"Red Planet Ramblers, Unite! Mars is in Retrograde and Aries is Ready to Tango... or Maybe Just Tangle!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon is Skipping from Capricorn's Goat Party to Aquarius' Sci-Fi Convention!"

Astronaut Alan B. Shepard Jr., attired in his Mercury pressure suit, poses for a photo on May 5, 1961, prior to his launch in a Mercury-Redstone 3 spa...

"Pisces, Brace for Impact! Your Emotional Oceans are About to Experience a Tsunami... of Love and Quarks!"

"Aquarius: You're About to Have More Surprises than Schrödinger's Cat in a Fireworks Factory!"

"Capricorn Horoscope: Buckle Up For a Galactic Goat Ride; Or How Capricorns are Quantum Leaping into an Unpredictable Love Life!"

"Sagittarius: Don't get too cocky, kid! Your stars are aligning like the Death Star in our galaxy. May the force be with you...you'll need it!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Pluto's Retrograde Puts Your Patience in a Quantum Flux!"

"Libra, Prepare for Balance Overload: Universe Accidentally Pours Extra Equilibrium into Your Celestial Teapot This Week!"

"Virgo Forecast: Stars Say, 'You're Gonna Do Huge Things, Virgos - The Best Things. We're Making Astrology Great Again!'"

"Leonardo Da Vinci's Doodle of a Lion Roars: Leo's Star Forecast Looks as Radiant as the Mona Lisa's Smile!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare Your Shell! The Cosmos Sends a Galactic Tidal Wave of Good Vibes and Space Sushi Rolls!"

"Quantum Fluctuations in Your Favor, Gemini! Time to Clone Your Fun Side - Because Two Geminis are Better than One!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus Navigates Through Nebula of Uncertainty - Expect Cosmic Dividends!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, and it's Not Just Your Phaser Acting Up!"

NASA’s Space Launch System carrying the Orion spacecraft lifts off the pad at Launch Complex 39B at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida at 1:...

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune Hasn't Been This Active Since It Discovered Its First Anime Series!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Uranus in Retrograde - Expect Sudden Showers of Cosmic Chaos...and Possibly Alien Invaders!"

"Capricorn, Pack Your Bags: Saturn's Calling and He's Got Cookies!"

"Sagittarius, Brace for an Interstellar Jamboree as Jupiter Tries to Tango with Saturn - What a Cosmic Two-Step!"

"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: Galactic Twists, Quantum Leaps, and a Slight Chance of Alien Abduction!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Galactic Harmony or Death Star Disaster? Your Astrological Forecast Light Saber Duel!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Clean Your Cosmic Room as Mercury Retrogrades and Star Dust Gets Everywhere!"

"Leo, May the Fierce Be With You: Prepare for a Stellar Rebellion Against Boredom!"

"Cancerian Crabs, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: It's Time for a Galactic Shell Upgrade!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Mercury's Retrograding to the Beat of Its Own Bongo!"

"Strap in, Taurus! Expect a Space-Cowboy Rodeo of Planetary Shenanigans in Your Orbit!"

"Aries, Mars is in Retrograde and Your Tinfoil Hat Won't Help: Galactic Traffic Jams Ahead!"

"Capricorn, hold onto your goat horns! Sagittarius moon is packing its quiver and heading your way - prepare for lunar lunacy!"

A 35mm camera, operated by astronaut William R. Pogue, Skylab 4 pilot, recorded this wide scene of his Skylab 4 crewmates on the other end of the orbi...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Neptune's on Duty and Mercury's Gone Fishing!"

"Capricorn: Buckle Up Your Space Boots for an Interstellar Goat Rodeo!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Upload Kung Fu Skills: The Matrix of Your Stars is Glitching Hilariously!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Twistier Ride Than Serenity's Landing Gear!"

"Libra, Your Scales are Tipping: Time to Balance Out with Some Cosmic Feng Shui... and Maybe a Star-Studded Pizza!"

"Virgo Vibes: Due for a Cosmic Tune-Up or Just Your Caffeine Levels? Uranus Calls for a System Reboot!"

"Leo, prepare for a roaring week ahead! You're set to shine brighter than a supernova in a galaxy of dull dwarf stars!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Hopping from the Cosmic Archer to the Celestial Goat - It's Not a Sci-fi Movie, It's Just Tuesday!"

"Cancer Cosmo Forecast: Caught Between a Crab and a Hard Place? Here's Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmos without Losing Your Shell!"

"Mercury Retrograde Calls for a 'Ctrl+Z' on Life: Gemini's Unofficial Guide to Cosmic Glitches!"

"Stubborn as a Bull or Just a Taurus in Retrograde? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its GPS!"

NASA's Wallops Flight Facility C-130 aircraft delivered the agency’s Galactic/Extragalactic ULDB Spectroscopic Terahertz Observatory (GUSTO) payload t...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Deep Dive into the Cosmic Fishbowl: Blame the Neptunian Whirlpool, Not Your Goldfish!"

"Aquarius, Prepare to Realign your Nebulas – Your Starship is About to Take a Quantum Leap into an Astrological Anomaly!"

"Capricorn's Forecast: 'Expect a Stellar Week... Unless You're an Alien – Then You're on Your Own!'"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: It's Not an Alien Invasion, Just Your Love Life Heating Up!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: The Universe Plans a Surprise Tickling Attack with Cosmic Feathers of Fortune!"

"Libra: Balancing Scales, Cosmic Kale Smoothies and Interstellar Politics - It's Not a Conspiracy, Just Your Typical Tuesday!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, Your WiFi is Just Slow!"

"Brace Yourselves, Leos! Mars is Shifting into Gear and You're Riding Shotgun - Hope You Brought Snacks!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Your Cosmic Shell's About to Experience a Stellar Makeover!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: The Universe is Playing Ping-Pong with Your Fate, and It's Wearing Oven Mitts!"

"Charging Ahead with Caffeinated Hooves: A Taurus's Galactic Guide to Avoiding Black Holes and Spilled Lattes!"

"Aries, Prepare to Discover the Real Reason Behind Your Sudden Obsession with Quantum Physics and Tie-Dyed Shirts: It's Not a Midlife Crisis, It's Just Mars Pulling a Fast One!"

In this photo from Nov. 9, 2023, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket illuminates the water as it launches at night from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. T...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Wave: Even Your Goldfish Might Start Speaking Klingon!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Forgotten Its Spectacles!"

"Capricorn, Grab Your Safety Goggles! Your Planet Saturn Is All Set to Throw Cosmic Dust and Opportunities This Week!"

"Sagittarius Forecast: Prepare for Lighthearted Chaos - Even Your Quasar Can't Predict This One!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Mars Dons Its Dancing Shoes and Mercury Gets Chatty!"

"Libra: Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Checkbook, as the Universe Tosses You a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

"Virgo: Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot, Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator!"

"Leo Season Alert: Expect Huge Mane Events, Roaring Success, and an Unavoidable Urge to Play with Yarn Balls!"

"Cancerians, Prepare to Crab-Walk Through Cosmic Conundrums: Your Star-Patterned Shell Might Just Hold The Answer to Quantum Quandaries!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for an Alien Invasion of Opportunities: Astral Extraterrestrials Promise a Galactic Good Time!"

"Brace yourselves Taurus, the Stars are Aligning - and So are Your Socks, According to Jupiter's Third Moon!"

"Mars in Retrograde: A Fiery Aries' Guide to Not Accidentally Setting the Universe on Fire... Again!"

"Spaceman's Scoop: Moon Ditches Scorpio, Says 'Flash Ah-Ah' to Sagittarius!"

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami! Better Get Those Water-Proof Space-Boots Ready!"

"Galactic Shocker: Aquarius to Stage Dramatic Rebellion Against Laws of Gravity, Set to Float Their Way Through the Month!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Expect Neo-Level Deja Vu Moments as Pluto Retrogrades like a Glitch in the Matrix!"

"Sagittarius: Strap on Your Jetpacks! Jupiter's Doing the Macarena and It's Time to Join the Cosmic Conga Line!"

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Might Be More Twists Than a Twi'lek's Tentacle Hairdo!"

"Libra Log Stardate 2022: Balancing Act in Quadrant Relationships, Prepare for Emotional Klingons!"

"Logical Forecast for Virgo: High Probability of Star-crossed Serenity, Minimal Chance of Klingon Invasion!"

"Leo: Prepare to Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align in Your Favor, Just Don't Scare Away the Neighbors!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Battle: The Force of the Planets is Stronger Than a Jedi's Mind Trick This Month!"

"Twins in Space: Gemini's Hilarious Journey of Tripping Over Cosmic Lego Blocks This Month!"

"Planetary Mayhem: Taurus, Time to Moooo-ve Over, Saturn's in Retrograde!"

"Aries Alert: Brace for Ram-Packed Action and a Galaxy of Good Vibes - Hope Your Spacesuit is Starched!"

"Space Fish Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim the Galactic Tides of Uncertainty With Your Fins of Fortune!"

"Aquarius: Expect Nebulas of Novelty and Peculiar Planetary Alignments — It's Time for a Galactic Makeover!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Pluto is Coming Over for a Cosmic Slumber Party - Hope You've Stocked Up on Stargazing Snacks!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Jupiter's Retrograde is like your Ex - Unpredictably Reappearing and Stirring Chaos!"

"Scorpio, Goodness Gracious Me! You're Set for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions This Month, According to the Stars (And No, You Can't Use the Force to Stop It)"

"Alien Invasion Forecasted in Libra's House: Prepare for Extraterrestrial Balance Adjustments and Cosmic Face Huggers!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect Supernova Success, Pockets Full of Stardust, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Saturn Tries to Tame Your Inner Lion with Quantum Physics!"

"Breaking Walls and Building Fortunes: Cancer's Astrological Forecast - More Fun Than a Twitter Spree at 3AM!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your twin stars are doing the interstellar jitterbug, and it's time to join the dance of destiny!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Pastures: Universal Cow-tipping Not Advised!"

"Brace Yourself, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Throwing More Curves than a Hyperbolic Space-Time Continuum!"

"Uh-oh! Moon Ditches Libra's Balance Beam for Scorpio's Sting Operation: Cosmic Shenanigans Ensue!"

"Pisces, May the Stars be with you: Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Nebula of Nonsense that is Next Week!"

"Quantum Quirks in Aquarius: Prepare for Space-Time Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles!"

"Capricorn, buckle up! You're about to navigate the asteroid field of life. May the force (and some extra caffeine) be with you!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Quarks! Your Galactic Adventure Awaits - Just Don't Forget Your Towel!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Twist: Even Black Holes Can't Escape Your Charm!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

"Virgo, Get Your Geek On! Planets Align for Epic Spreadsheet Party in Your Honor!"

"Leo Forecast: Will Your Mane Attract More Attention or Tangle in the Cosmic Hairbrush? Stay Tuned!"

"Cosmic Crab Alert: Cancerians to Convert Confusion to Conquests, but Beware of Falling Asteroids...and Pizzas!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Trek Through the Stars, or How to Beam Up Your Luck in Love!"

"Stubborn Bulls, Prepare to Graze – A Galactic Buffet of Cosmic Opportunities Awaits Taurus!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Get Ready for Some Cosmic Hide and Seek!"

A sounding rocket launched from Poker Flat Research Range in Fairbanks, Alaska, Nov. 8, 2023, carrying the DISSIPATION mission. The rocket launched in...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles: Your Neptune is About to Laugh Its Axis Off!"

"Data Analysis Predicts: Aquarius, Expect a Cosmic Shower of Good Fortune and Unexplainable Cravings for Earl Grey Tea!"

"Capricorn: Time to Goat-Get Your Dreams, Just Don't Butt Heads With Mercury!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Cosmic Forces May Try to Steal Your Arrows, But Hey, At Least They're Not After Your Shiny Space Pants!"

"Scorpio Season Alert! Hold Onto Your Stingers as Pluto Calls for a Cosmic Audit! (It's Not Tax Evasion if it's Intergalactic, Right?)"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Scales: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Signal Might be Next!"

"Virgo's Week Ahead: Mercury Retrograde Can't Mess with Your Spreadsheets, but Beware of Sudden Alien Abductions!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Inner Lion Faces a Quantum Fluctuation of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Crab Walk and You're Leading the Parade!"